50. All the Feral Raccoons: It's twists and turns this week! Jen + Lillian sat down to have a jaunty chat about summers, but they end up making a sharp left into being mostly unattended, curious weirdos. Two human feral raccoons, our young lives were full of unsupervised horror movies, cozy nooks of secret erotica, and endless trespassing into very haunted abandoned houses. Aired May 14, 2020.
49. All the Sunken Cruise Ships: Missing going places? Well today, Jen + Lillian aim to make you rethink that--after these stories, you'll be relieved to be housebound. From cruise ship disasters to Florida gator wrasslin' to damp, cold island cuisine, we've got tons of bad decisions stamped into our passports. Aired May 13, 2020.
48. All the Frozen Ghosts: Today, we dig through some more scaaaaary stories... as well as the very real horrors of 2020! Aired May 11, 2020.
47. All the Angsty Crushes: Today, Jen + Lillian bring you back to the early aughts in their diaries--a time of obsessive lurkers, Dashboard Confessional, and Florida townies. Aired May 8, 2020.
46. All the Ones That Got Away: Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. Today, Jen + Lillian dangle the carrots of some delicious almost-was encounters: from secret admirers, to breathless meetcutes, to proposals at the romance capitol of the American South... Shoney's. Aired May 7, 2020.
45. All the Grumpy Fucks: Today, Jen + Lillian share some of their favorite recommendations, stories of improv gone wrong, and the fallacy of nothing good happening after 1am. Aired May 6, 2020.
44. All the Murder Hornets: Today, we dive back into the scary stories of Jezebel, sharing hauntings and stalkings and... oh... so many bees. Aired May 5, 2020.
43. All the Regrettable Disney Specials: Today, Jen borrows from our friends at The Dollop and tells Lillian all about 1990's cult masterpiece, MOTHER GOOSE ROCK 'N' RHYME. Aired May 3, 2020.
42. All the Tears of Robert Smith: Today, we discuss the music that changed our lives: the stuff that made us braver, fiercer, and--most of all--weirder. Aired May 2, 2020.
41. All the First Kisses: Has the nervous sweating begun yet? Because spring has sprung, and it's time to learn about the birds and the bees!Jen + Lillian take you on a tour of their first understandings about s-e-x, sharing stories of The Talk, custom-made erotica, and the mood-setting merits of Adam Sandler's THE WATERBOY. Aired April 30, 2020.
40. All the Rad Fatshion: Today, we remember our most pivotal moments in curating a personal style. Spoiler alert: it includes foregoing pants, tin foil clubwear, and endless bedazzling. Aired April 29, 2020.
39. All the Unicorn Hair: Today, we let ourselves riff--talking unicorn hair, shady first apartments, and--of course--a resounding return to Spidercast. Aired April 27, 2020.
38. All the Creepy Clowns: Today we return to the mysterious and ooky stories you love--real stories of nefarious otherworldly presences, unwanted intruders, and possessed dolls. Someone leave on a nightlight? Aired April 25, 2020.
37. All the Jesus Freaks: And a Blessed Tits to you, friends! On this holiest of Thursdays, come let us regale you with the liturgy of entirely fucked up religious upbringings: from being boy-baited into Youth Group, to Pentecostal ravings, to dressing up in drag as an Old Jew and accidentally finding G-d... at some point, we all see the light. (Oh, right--and also with you.) Aired April 23, 2020.
36. All the Pink Smog: We're bringing you a special treat today--we take turns reading Francesca Lia Block's beloved WEETZIE BAT, painting the perfect picture of an '80s Los Angeles fever dream, rife with pink glitter, lush flora, and punky magic fairy love. April 22, 2020.
35. That's What All the Friends Are For: Today, we continue our mushy love-fest, talking about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, remember friendship? Aired April 21, 2020.
34. All the Ride-or-Dies: Today, we get a little mushy and talk about some of our favorite people on earth--our bestest friends from all seasons of life. Hey guys, remember friendship? Aired April 19, 2020.
32. All the Secret Stalkers: Today, we return to some scary stories--including an in-depth look at New Jersey's super-creepy Westfield Watcher! Aired April 17, 2020.
33. All the Haunted Hotels: Today we return to our collective favorite: scary stories. We read a few from the internet, we share a few ourselves, and we make some creepy vacation plans for The After. Aired April 18, 2020.
31. All the DysFUNction!: This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our deepest episode yet, there are plenty of tears and sobering moments... but it's also a celebration of finding the people who get you, finding the people who keep you safe, and the journey of learning to be that person for yourself. Aired April 16, 2020.
30. All the Sweaty Dancing: Today, we take you on a rip-roarin' retrospective of one of life's cruelest jokes: middle school dances. From that magic moment of dancing with your dreamboat, to creative plus-size formalwear of the '90s, to fantasizing about being Carrie White... we've been there and back again. And we brought you a corsage! Aired April 15, 2020.
29. All the Hand Jobs: Okay, we know this name is ridiculous, but it's also 100% a term we used at the place where we met--as co-workers at LUSH, or: the Oompa Loompas of Bath Bombs and Massage Bars. We take you through the magical Wonka memories of working for LUSH... mixed with the batshit chaos of being in the badlands of NYC: Herald Square, a veritable cornucopia of sidewalk hustlers, upsetting smells, and Penn Station dwellers. Aired April 14, 2020.
28. All the Beauty Queens: Today, we continue our discussion of the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: figuring out your face, crimping irons, and... good lord, how do you even eyebrow? Aired April 10, 2020.
27. All the Funemployment: Part 2: Gather your recommendations and spruce up that LinkedIn, because today, Jen + Lillian take you through part 2 of their questionable, colorful, uh... essentially shady-as-hell job history. Y'all, we are not messing around. There's scams, there's cults, there's falconry. Also: this is 100% why we are self-employed. Aired April 9, 2020.
26. All the Lip Smackers: Today, we discuss the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: unadvised perms, bargain bin makeup, and what even are eyebrows, anyway? Aired April 8, 2020.
25. All the Popcorn Porn: Today, Jen gives Lillian a Dollop and tells her all about the Best Worst Movie of all time: TROLL 2. Aired April 7, 2020.